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NEW JEFF STRAND WEREWOLF NOVEL ANNOUNCED!
Meet George and Lou, thugs for hire. The kind of intimidating-yet-friendly guys who will break your thumbs, but be nice about it. Their latest assignment is to drive across Florida to deliver some precious cargo to a crime lord. The cargo: a man in a cage. Though Ivan seems perfectly human, they’re warned that he is, in fact, a bloodthirsty werewolf.
George and Lou don’t believe in the supernatural, but even if they did, it’s daytime and tonight isn’t the full moon. It’s just a simple transport job, albeit one that carries severe consequences if they screw it up. Their instructions are straightforward: Do not open the cage. Do not reach into the cage. Do not throw anything into the cage.And they don’t. Unfortunately, Ivan doesn’t play by the usual werewolf rules, and the thugs find themselves suddenly responsible for a vicious escaped beast. One who can transform at will. One who enjoys killing in human form as much as he enjoys killing as a monster. If George and Lou want to save their careers, dozens of people, and their own lives, they need to recapture him.
Because Ivan the werewolf is in the mood for a murder spree…
Deluxe A-Z Lettered: 6”x9”, bound in leather, front cover stamped and spine stamped with the title and the author’s name, includes artsy end papers, signature page which is signed by both author and artist, colored book ribbon with nice full colored header, 60lb. natural vellum stock, a beautiful slipcase and dust jacket. BONUS: every order of the Deluxe edition of Wolfhunt comes with a FREE hand painted signed and numbered Wolfhunt sculpture by Frank Walls! View pictures of the sculpture above.
100 Signed and Limited Hardcovers: 6”x9”, bound in leatherette, stamped on the spine with the title and author’s name, includes 80lb. natural vellum end papers, signed by the author, colored book ribbon, multi-colored header, 60lb. natural vellum stock, and has a beautiful dust jacket.
DWELLER BY JEFF STRAND TO SHIP TO US THIS WEEK! DON’T MISS OUT!
DWELLER by Jeff Strand (signed limited lettered hardcover edition)
When Toby Floren was eight years old, he discovered a monster living in the woods behind his house. A ghastly, frightening creature with claws, fangs, and a taste for human flesh. As he ran out of the forest, screaming, Toby felt that he’d been lucky to escape with his life.
Years later, Toby finds comfort with the creature. It’s his own special secret-something that nobody else in the world knows about. Somebody to talk to. Somebody to confide in. Sure, Toby has concerns about his own sanity, but really, what boy wouldn’t want to be best friends with a monster in the woods, especially if he’s being tormented by bullies? The creature, who he names Owen, may be the answer to his problems…
From Jeff Strand, the author of Pressure, comes the story of a macabre, decades-long friendship. A relationship that will last their entire lives, through times of happiness, tragedy, love, loss, madness, and complete darkness.
Dweller. The lifetime story of a boy and his monster.
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The Nuckin Futs LETTERED SALE!
Roy has officially lost it. Liz tried to stop him, but he went crazy and slashed prices on all lettered hardcover editions in stock. Now is the time to grab that lettered you have always lusted after at a great price. Keene, Barker, Ollie, Strand, White, Lee, Lumley, and MANY MORE!
DWELLER, A BOY AND HIS MONSTER! NEW JEFF STRAND FOR PRE-ORDER.
DWELLER by Jeff Strand (signed limited hardcover edition)
When Toby Floren was eight years old, he discovered a monster living in the woods behind his house. A ghastly, frightening creature with claws, fangs, and a taste for human flesh. As he ran out of the forest, screaming, Toby felt that he’d been lucky to escape with his life.
Years later, Toby finds comfort with the creature. It’s his own special secret-something that nobody else in the world knows about. Somebody to talk to. Somebody to confide in. Sure, Toby has concerns about his own sanity, but really, what boy wouldn’t want to be best friends with a monster in the woods, especially if he’s being tormented by bullies? The creature, who he names Owen, may be the answer to his problems…
From Jeff Strand, the author of Pressure, comes the story of a macabre, decades-long friendship. A relationship that will last their entire lives, through times of happiness, tragedy, love, loss, madness, and complete darkness.
Dweller. The lifetime story of a boy and his monster.
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KUTTER by Jeff Strand (Lettered Edition)
This is one of only 26 signed, custom bound lettered editions in traycase. There are no happy endings in Hell.
Charlie Stanlon is a serial killer. A ghastly, vicious sociopath who chains women to a table in his basement and tortures them to death. He has no friends. He has no family. He despises his co-workers. His only pleasure in life is to cause pain and terror.
Until the day he finds an adorable Boston Terrier and takes it home…
This is one of only 26 signed, custom bound lettered editions in traycase. There are no happy endings in Hell.
THE SORROW KING by Andersen Prunty (Lettered Edition)
As an added bonus if you order the LETTERED edition of Sorrow King you’ll also receive a free exclusive HC of THE STORM, a full length novel that will never be reprinted.
The papers call it “The Suicide Virus.” The teenagers of Gethsemane, Ohio, are killing themselves at an alarming rate.
Steven Wrigley is trying to survive his senior year of high school, still reeling from the death of his mother and adjusting to life with his father. While sleeping, Steven writes names in a notebook– the names of dead teenagers before he can possibly know they’re dead. These messages fill him with dread, clues to some mystery he must try to unravel. Along the way, he meets a girl who becomes another kind of obsession: Elise Devon.
Elise’s secrets keep her distanced from everyone. She has a special place she calls the Obscura. She goes there when she is depressed or angry. The Obscura makes her feel like nothing she’s ever felt before. She soon realizes the Obscura may be partially to blame for the suicides. When she loses herself to the Obscura, she fears she also gives herself to something much darker, something much more powerful. Something calling itself the Sorrow King.
Who is the Sorrow King?
He is carved from wood and bone.
He smells like wax, dead leaves, and memories.
He travels by moonlight and drinks the sorrow of others.
And, drunk from this sorrow, he must always create more.
Can love exact vengeance on a monster made from madness, depression, and misery? Or will the Sorrow King bleed the town dry before satiating himself and moving on?
As an added bonus if you order the LETTERED edition of Sorrow King you’ll also receive a free exclusive HC of THE STORM, a full length novel that will never be reprinted.
Synopsis of free novel.
Ten years ago, John Fresk’s older brother disappeared and has since been presumed dead.
Now, a storm blows through the town of Glowers Hook, Ohio. For John, the storm changes everything. He is unable to leave the perimeter of his parents’ farm. Their house has collapsed, trapping his mother in the cellar beneath the rubble. He finds his father’s corpse, horribly mutilated. But he is not alone on the farm. A girl named Heather Duvall is trapped there with him. Together, they work to free John’s mother from the rubble, but Heather tells John that he must be restrained after dark. She says he becomes a monster at night. Is she telling the truth or is she the monster? Can they survive each other long enough to find freedom? Does all of this have anything to do with his brother’s disappearance?
The Storm is a gory trip through familiar horror territory with a surreal, mind-bending conclusion all its own.
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GLEEFULLY MACABRE TALES by Jeff Strand (trade softcover edition)
Cemetery Dance Magazine says that “No author working today comes close to Jeff Strand’s perfect mixture of comedy and terror.” Gleefully Macabre Tales compiles 33 of his most twisted blends of cringe-worthy horror and ghoulish humor, with a couple of serious pieces thrown in just to mess with you.
This collection includes tales from his three chapbooks (Two Fisted Nuts, Socially Awkward Moments With An Aspiring Lunatic, and Funny Stories of Scary Sex) and numerous other stories both popular and obscure, including “Really, Really Ferocious” (the one with the wiener dog), “High Stakes” (the one with the slot machine), “Roasting Weenies by Hellfire” (the one with Satan), “The Bad Candy House” (the one with a very unpleasant old man at Halloween) and “The Socket” (the one with the eyeball socket). And, as a special demented bonus, the paperback edition includes the novella Disposal.
It also includes two of his entries in the World Horror Convention gross-out contest. But you don’t want to read them.
So if you’re looking to laugh, gasp, gag, or do all three at the same time, making sort of a weird sound that hurts your lungs and elicits odd glances from nearby pedestrians, don’t miss Gleefully Macabre Tales!
VOICES FROM THE DARK by Gary William Crawford (softcover edition)
“Voices From The Dark” by Gary William Crawford is a brand new retrospective poetry collection from this Bram stoker nominated poet.
Poems of madness and the stars, from this world to others millions of miles away… A sense of profound loss mingled with horror .. A place beyond death that is almost insane in its realism … Visions of cities and planets of pure evil … The loneliness of the outcast and the artist of dreams — poems that haunt you long after you’ve closed the book.
“I’ve long admired Crawford’s unique style, his obsession with dreams vs. reality, sanity vs. insanity. (“I pick at the scab/of my madness/until it bleeds again.”) In this collection, you will know phantom worlds, cities and waking nightmares by the scholar of phantoms himself. To borrow from his unsettling lines, these poems will become the hands that reach up from under the bed to grasp your mind as you sleep.”
– Marge Simon Bram Stoker winner 2008: VECTORS: A Week in the Death of a Planet
“The Fall of Hades” is a shocking and subversive journey into a post-industrial cyber-inferno, from the author of “Beautiful Hell,” “Voices from Hades,” and the cult novel “Letters from Hades,” about which Jeff VanderMeer said, “Jeffrey Thomas’ visions of Hell…are as compelling and as beautifully horrific as any ever put down on paper.”
IT'S A NOVELLO FEST! EYEBALLS, NUTS, CLOWNS AND MORE!
10 authors/10 tales–1000 laughs—a couple of screams!
- FOSSILIZED BRAAAINS by William A. Veselik
- THE PLAGUE OF GENTLEMEN by Matthew Fryer
- TONGS AND THE ROACH by David T. Wilbanks
- BLESS THE BEASTLY CHILDREN by Laura Cooney
- WOLF PLUGS by Jerrod Balzer
- HACKS by Sam Battrick
- PAPA’S GOT A BRAND NEW BAG by Robert Guffey
- CURSE OF THE BLIND EEL by James Roy Daley
- RETIREMENT by Rob Brooks
- DEADNECK WOMAN by Mark Justice
Comedic horror novelette about a boy with an hallucinogenic tongue…and the freaks who want a taste of the action. These copies are signed by the author.
It’s that place that stares you down from a mile away. It’s that place where children dare each other to go.It’s that place where your older brother swears his friend’s uncle was killed while his wife looked on helplessly. It’s that place that exsists in every neighborhood (well, kind of…)
You awake in a strange setting, strapped to a table. A mysterious doctor begins speaking, each word causing you more concern and apprehension. A device unlike any you’ve ever seen is pushed onto your forehead, its quills attaching themselves to the bone of your skull.
You scream with your mouth closed as you enter another unusual place–then another–then another–until finally you enter the… …Skull Cathedral.
A group of summer school kids take a trip to a blueberry field. But instead of picking fresh fruit, they find themselves running for their lives from a threat they couldn’t have imagined in their worst nightmares.
The “berries” are alive–they’re flying–they’re pissed–and they’re looking RIGHT AT YOU…
Welcome to Gina Rinalli’ss action-packed, twisted homage to the creature-feature B-movies of the ’50s, complete with a wonderfully bizarro-conclusion.
Be afraid.
Be very, very, very, very, VERY freakin’ afraid.
“Mr. Sensitive” by Jeff Strand
“Ball Breaker” by Nick Cato
Even the mightiest of men will cringe and whimper…